RANDOM DAMON QUOTE: "Dude, I'm so out." RANDOM BRETT QUOTE: "I'm elderly, Stephen."

STEPHEN: "What is your shirt supposed to be, Brett?" BRETT: "Amazing." STEPHEN: "It kind of makes me want to throw up." CHRISTINA: "Come on, it's crabs... crabs make you happy!" CHRISTY: "I wanna know…

There's too much going on to write about right now. RANDOM GRANT QUOTE: "Most movie stars' parents are of different genders." RANDOM ERIN QUOTE: "Why the F sharps... WHY??? Stupid Beethoven."

Trance Control, Levi Weaver, Showbread, Kevin Max, The Hives, Vicious Viper, Evanescence (in their pre-WindUp Records days), Green Day, The W's, Relient K, Project 86, Ralph Stanley (from the O Brother, Where Art Thou…

Heard (on the Style Network) while channel-surfing during breakfast Saturday morning: "I just came from a Women's Rights luncheon. My mother made me go."